I spoke too soon: We don't suck! We aren't athletically challenged (not all of us anyway)! We aren't the looser kid in the class who only goes home with a participation ribbon! We're tied with poor, invaded Georgia and Spain. That's some pretty awesome company.
In reality, we're really good at women's wrestling, and guys rowing without a coxswain. Yeah, you heard me, with no coxswain. That means no one is steering the boat! They're just rowing out there all willy-nilly, and we came in second! That's some serious shit right there. Suck on that rower's who need a coxswain!
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I told you we'd get 3 medals! Actually, I said 3 bronzes, so, really, I guess we're ahead. ;-)
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